Ad Astra Per Aspera

devpalmer:
military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

(via mortuarybees)

mrsfitzgerald:

💅🏻👗

(via cardicishot)

janemba:

*scrolls far back into my blog* oh yes…i was suffering quite vigorously here

(via cardicishot)

animentality:

puppygirl-hornyposting:

animentality:

dandelion-grl:

you’ve got to be jeff the kidding me

(via manywinged)

kezral-art:

kaijuno:
Coelacanth but it’s the size of a galaxy and it’s spots are stars. Imagine that. You’re welcome
behold, he is real

(via manywinged)

ebugsdotjpeg:

cherrybuttermilk:
want to fall asleep under the stars(no bugs)

(via sexygaywizard)

animentality:

Elmo is trying to remove blocking from Twitter so that people are forced to see his tweets.

mikkeneko:

mikkeneko:
captain-lovelace:
It’s always “revenge won’t give you back what you lost” and “murder is wrong” and never how was the bloody violent revenge the bloody violent revenge looked fun was it fun
Yeah it was pretty fun, just a lil messy, hang on let me just wash my hands real quick
Oh no

(via manywinged)

animentality:

puppygirl-hornyposting: